Deco

No get your own sayings

Macthompson

ok ill work on a new line u can borrow
lol

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If u beat me its because the horseshoe up my <br />butt was hurting too much so i took it out

Deco

I do not borrow I steal
You shall not see it coming

Macthompson

im king poop of turd island,and i say borrow

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If u beat me its because the horseshoe up my <br />butt was hurting too much so i took it out

4longhorns

i hate especially when u lose to like 2 7 or something.

dodgygeeza

Funnily enough... in the regonal finals of a league I play in the other day, I was short-stacked on the BB so I went all-in without looking at my cards and got one caller. He showed first, ace five off suit. I flip over one of my cards... to see a King. Next one - another King. At this point I'm feeling good. Flop's no use to either of us, nor the turn. Guess what comes down on the river

To be fair, I was only short-stacked because of a poor play in the previous hand. I didn't quite realise how few chips I had and made a large bet with me and one other guy in the pot at the turn, both having checked the flop. I had ace high, and he raised me all-in so I folded. Correct move as it turns out as he had a full house, but I shouldn't really have bet in the first place. Whoops.

Untwisted

Yesterday I went to open my other table and by accident I hit the call button and had called an all in with ace 9. I hit two 9s on the flop and beat the pushers Pocket kings.

Heres my line "Ouch sry"

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Ant you dat guye witched flipped my ofv fram saet tree!