Biscuit

Not a joke, but a funny story...

Mrs Biscuit is convinced I am about to fall over from coronary artery disease. Probably because I have a family history of people doing just that, and my cholesterol is nearly a perfect bowling score. At any rate, she insisted that I eat steel cut oatmeal for breakfast this morning, and set a bowl of it in front of me.

Looking up sheepishly I began to tow the bowl of cereal across the table. "Hey, who am I?" I asked her.

"I've no idea." she replied.

"I'm Haulin' Oats!...You're a rich girl, and it's goin' too far 'cause you know it doesn't matter anyway!"

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dcputernut

ROFLMAO!!!!! that is a good one!!