Biscuit

An OSU Alum, Penn State Alum and Michigan Alum were taking a walk on a cool autumn day. They came across a naked woman passed out drunk in the bushes. The OSU man removed his OSU hat and placed it on her right breast, the Penn State man removed his Penn State hat and covered her left breast. The Michigan man removed his hat and covered her privates. Then they called the police for help.

When the police officer arrived he picked up the OSU hat, put it back and wrote down a note. Then he picked up the Penn State hat, replaced it and wrote a note. Then he picked up the Michigan hat and looked, and replaced it. Then he picked it up again and looked, and replaced it. Looking puzzled, he picked up the Michigan hat a third time and looked and then replaced it.

"Is there something wrong?" asked the Michigan man. "Well" answered the cop, "its just confusing me. Normally when I look under a Michigan hat I find an A$$ hole."

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