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Old 06-12-2009, 08:33 AM   #1
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Default Funny Commercials....LMAO!

I love funny commercials, and this has got to be one of my fav's.

Two young guys are at the grocery store, and they are at the check out, and they have all their groceries including beer and toilet paper. When the cashier is done, their total is more than what they have on them for money so they have to make the hard decision, "beer or toilet paper" which one to put back?

Well.....they put back the toilet paper, and then the "bagger" ask..."paper or plastic?" and both young men jump in and say......"PAPER"!!

LMAOOOO ......Toooo funny......they had to have their beer at all cost!

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Old 06-13-2009, 07:32 AM   #2
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Default Re: Funny Commercials....LMAO!

That's way too funny catwoman.

I bet it would be much more funny watching the reactions that come with it.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:24 AM   #3
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Default Re: Funny Commercials....LMAO!

I particularly like the one where the man and woman are driving along the road and hit a deer and mess up their car to where it cant be driven.

The next shot shows the man getting in the trunk and taking out what at first look seems to be their spare tire, but when removed from the trunk ends up being a duplicate, undamaged version of the wrecked car into which they get and continue their journey.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:50 AM   #4
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Default Re: Funny Commercials....LMAO!

That sounds funny. I don't think I've seen that clip yet pokerbum.

I saw a car insurance commercial yesturday that cracked me up right at the end too.

An suv is driving along and doesn't see the stopped car in front of him and he slams on the brakes skidding into the car.

In slow motion; they show the suv crumpling the rear of the car and the car slowly is being repaired from back to front.
The car drives away undamaged, and the suv sits there with a smashed front end.

And then the commercial talks about the insurance company and how fast they can get repairs fixed on your damaged vehicle.

At first I thought it was just another normal car insurance commercial; car gets recked, people come to see what's going on, and then someone will be standing there talking about what could happen to you and blah, blah, blah.

This one ended differently, which is what made it funny the first time I saw it. The car drives away unscathed while the suv sits there with a crunched front end.
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Old 11-09-2009, 01:28 PM   #5
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This will have you rolling on the floor

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Old 11-17-2009, 10:34 PM   #6
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Default Re: Funny Commercials....LMAO!

I like the one where the guy is sitting in his fancy car at the stop light and an old woman is going to cross the street. He toots at her so she will go ahead and cross.

Guess she didnt approve of the tooting because as she walks by the car she hits the bumper with her shopping bag and his air bag deploys.

He of course isnt happy about this, but she is laughing.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:21 AM   #7
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Default Re: Funny Commercials....LMAO!

That's a good one...

I may have seen it a while back and it's still funny thinking about it.
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Default Re: Funny Commercials....LMAO!

great jokes guys! thanks for sharing..
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