lulo1210

Frank was so excited with his new rifle so he took it and went bear hunting. While in the forest, he saw a small brown bear, so he took aim and shot it. Just then, he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, Frank saw that it was a big black bear standing in front of him and it said "You have two choices: I can maul you to death, or we can have rough sex." Not wanting to die, Frank bent down, and the bear had his way with him.

It took Frank weeks to recover, and he swore revenge on the black bear. The next time he went hunting, he found the black bear and shot it. Then, Frank felt another tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw a grizzly bear in front of him and it offered him the same choices that the black bear gave him weeks ago. Again, Frank opted for the rough sex.

It took Frank seven months to recouperate from the ordeal, and he swore revenge on the grizzly. He went to the forest a third time, found the grizzly and shot it; and for the third time, Frank felt another tap on his shoulder. Turning around, Frank surprisedly sees a polar bear standing in front of him, and the polar bear said "Face it Frank, you don't come here for hunting, do you?"

Macthompson

not bad i like that 1

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If u beat me its because the horseshoe up my <br />butt was hurting too much so i took it out