chico816

The cat that stuttered

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "****", the rottweiler ate him!"

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BackUp

LOL,I sure wish that was one of my cats.We have a lab that lives next to us but they are to nice they won't eat one of ours.Maybe when we move in a year or so I will have to make sure we live near a rottweiler.I am not going to say anything to my wife about the location we move to.LMAO

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NELLOB

Very funny, 'Chico', even if i do have a cat. lol

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pokerman125x

really not that funny i have a cat of my own

Poor4ever

Not funny! I have a couple of cats also and this is horrible!! I guess I just don't have the type of humor that thinks cruelity to animals is funny.

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