Old Poker Joke

Biscuit · 09-08-2008, 05:18 PM

A wife was waiting up until the early morning hours for the husband she had warned not to be out all night playing poker. She positioned herself at the door as she heard his car pull up and he straggled up the walk.

"Right!" she shrieked as he opened the door, "I thought I told you..." but she stopped as he just put up his hand.

"Honey, you were right," he said. "I have learned my lesson about gambling. But I have some very serious news. I was desperate, so I wagered my own wife tonight. I put you in the pot, and I lost! You need to pack your things and be ready to move over to Steve's house by noon."

The wife just stammered in disbelief. "I-I-I don't understand," she finally blurted out, "how could you lose ME at poker?"

"It wasn't easy," replied the husband. "I had to fold four-of-a-kind!"

beaston · 09-08-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Biscuit

A wife was waiting up until the early morning hours for the husband she had warned not to be out all night playing poker. She positioned herself at the door as she heard his car pull up and he straggled up the walk.

"Right!" she shrieked as he opened the door, "I thought I told you..." but she stopped as he just put up his hand.

"Honey, you were right," he said. "I have learned my lesson about gambling. But I have some very serious news. I was desperate, so I wagered my own wife tonight. I put you in the pot, and I lost! You need to pack your things and be ready to move over to Steve's house by noon."

The wife just stammered in disbelief. "I-I-I don't understand," she finally blurted out, "how could you lose ME at poker?"

"It wasn't easy," replied the husband. "I had to fold four-of-a-kind!"

hah...oldie but goodie