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Old 05-02-2013, 09:28 PM   #1
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Default Rules for good health.

Six basic rules for good health
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don't eat too much ... Go for more liquids.

5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level !!!

SO ... REMEMBER .......

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6. FISHING is good for your health and soul ...

And may the Good Lord cleanse your Filthy Mind !!!
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Old 05-03-2013, 09:17 AM   #2
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Default Re: Rules for good health.

Ok, that's just plain 'wrong' in my book.

And on a second note, #4 should not even be in the same equation as fishing...

Why do you go fishing in the first place?...

To catch fish and "eat" them.

Don't eat too much... Go for more liquids; bah, I say... Eat the fish!
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Old 05-06-2013, 03:26 AM   #3
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Default Re: Rules for good health.

I thought that was quite funny, especially the last line.

Very seldom anymore do we eat the fish we catch, its more the catch and release thing for all of us.

You cant eat the fish out of the river here because of the danger of mercury. But the strip pits are clean so those fish are edible.
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Yeah, I remember many fishing trips to the strip pits in Ohio.

We had one just across the field from us those many years ago in Alliance, Ohio. And I think it's still there today.

Yep, I just checked on google maps and the strip pits are still there, just moved somewhat from those 40 years ago...
Wow, it's been that long.
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Default Re: Rules for good health.

When I was younger, I used to carry all my fishing equipment in the trunk of my car and anytime was a great fishing time. Let me see water back then and I had to stop and fish a while.

Now these days I wouldnt do that as much what with all the things that could happen to a woman alone at a secluded fishing spot. My luck, Id fall in. lol
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When I was younger, I used to carry all my fishing equipment in the trunk of my car and anytime was a great fishing time. Let me see water back then and I had to stop and fish a while.

Now these days I wouldnt do that as much what with all the things that could happen to a woman alone at a secluded fishing spot. My luck, Id fall in. lol
That's what I was thinking; you most likely wouldn't get mugged, but you do have that one chance to fall into the water with nobody around to hear your screams!

When I was younger (in my 20's), I use to keep a fishing pole handy in my tool-chest on the bed of my pickup...
Because I never knew when I'd be called on a fishing trip by a friend or from my family.
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Well, it looks like I will have to call Lisa or Dale pretty soon for a fishing trip since we've talked so much about.

I think Id like to go to the river this first time. I like fishing by the dam, or maybe we will go fishing in one of the small streams that flow into the Ohio River not too far from here.

Yea, Im gonna call them tomorrow.
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That must be nice to just get up and go fishing.

I think I have an old, cheap fishing rod out in our shed that hasn't been used in ages.

Although I haven't thought much about going out and fishing, it would make for a nice change from sitting here at home.
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I havent called anyone yet about fishing because I have a rather large project to finish for the boss. But this weekend would be great. Get together with the kids and go fishing for mothers day. That would be great.
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I havent called anyone yet about fishing because I have a rather large project to finish for the boss. But this weekend would be great. Get together with the kids and go fishing for mothers day. That would be great.
Yes, going fishing with the kids usually is a blast, especially when they catch one.

My mother's birthday is this weekend, so we will be going out to dine with her to celebrate her 75th birthday.
My dad's 80th was a couple months ago, but I was unable to attend his since he lives a few states away from me (and short on funds to travel).

So, it looks like my wife and I will be celebrating my mother's birthday and mother's day with her.
Then come Sunday, we plan on making a meal for her mom and celebrate mother's day with her at the house.
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