pokerbum

A customer angrily accosted a pet store owner. I am returning this parrot you sold me last week because he absolutely refuses to talk, can he talk?

Sure he can the owner replied.

Then why doesnt he?

He grew up in a tough neighborhood. So he wont say anything without a lawyer present.

Dyno_Don

That's a cute one pokerbum, but I don't get it...?...

I figured if that parrot grew up in such a terrible neighborhood, he would just pull out his .45 and make his demands.

Like to the customer, the parrot would say, "Don't ask me if I want a cracker again, cuz I'll put a cap in ya!" (he he)

pokerbum

Roflmao. That was even funnier than the original joke Dyno. Where do you come up with these ideas? lol

Dyno_Don

It just came to me, pokerbum. The best ideas come to you when you don't think about them. Just keep an open mind and let if flow.

I use to be a bit of a jokester when I was young. Not that I know many jokes (or any jokes for that matter), but I like to add to jokes if I can add a funny line to them.

Making people laugh makes you feel good inside, because laughter is the best medicine in life.

pokerbum

Lol, yea I can see where you were a joker, and still are by the answer you gave to that joke.

I like your answer better than the store owners, lol.