Biscuit

An elderly couple goes to see the doctor. "Doc," says the man, "we just met a few weeks ago and have started dating. We think we might be having some issues when we make woopee."

"What kind of issues?" asked the doc.

"Its difficult to explain," said the old man. "Can we just show you?"

"Ummm,...sure," said the doctor. And the old couple commenced to getting it on right there in the physician's office. When they were finished the doctor said, "Well, I did not notice anything unusual there. What were the issues?"

"Maybe it was nothing after all, Doc," said the old man. The couple dressed and left the office.

The next week the couple returned to the office with the same complaint. Once again they asked the doctor to observe them in the act. Once again he agreed, but saw nothing unusual. And again the couple left without any answers.

The following week the couple again showed up at the doctor's office with the same complaint. The doctor was now growing very suspicious, so he said, "OK, you two - somebody spill the truth! Why do you two keep coming here?"

"Well," said the old man, "the truth is she lives with her son and I live with my daughter's family, so we can't go to each other's place and get any privacy. A hotel room costs $80 and on a fixed income we can't afford that every week. You only charge $50 for an office visit, and Medicare picks up everything but the $5 co-pay!"

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